the drunk driver

by nick

i was rolling down I-95 and up comes a corner and so i start to turn in to that corner and some guy swerved around the corner and lost controll of the car and ran into me... well 2 mins later the guy comes up to me all mad like its my fault and banges on the door and screams open this door so i unlock my door and get out of my truck feeling like iv'e just been hit by a meteor and stumbled around till i got my grip back. AND THE **** HE IS HE SAYS...WHYED U TURN INTO ME I SAYED IM NOT THE ONE THAT HIT YOU YOU HIT ME(Sorry caps lock was on)We start fighting on the side of the road until finally here comes the cops.

He asked me for my license and registration so i give it to him and then he ask me for my medical card so i have to climb and shufl around in the glov box for it 2 mins later he comes back for it having found it i give it to him and he walkes back to his car and starts scanning our ids

while having to wait the guy looks at me and said it was his fault and i just ignored him...So now the guy comes walking back with my id and says im good to go but he needs my TVC motorclub membership 2 mins later he walkes back and said hes contacted them so im good and to stop by the local repair shop and hand the guy at the counter the slip not asking any questions i jump in my truck and speed off.

Now comes the crazy part of the story the same cop comes speeding behind me and pulles me over again and taps on my window so i roll it down and sure enuf he ask me to open my door so he can give "ME" MY TICKET......and i say what for and he says for speeding
and i say but why and he sayed it was a 50mph zone and i was doing 70 back there and he wanted to search my truck and i wasnt offended by it so i let him and i scoch to my pasenger seat and he says im good but pay attention to speed limit restrictons and obey sighns and road way cones. so i go and we say good day to each other and im on my way... So thats my story hope you enjoyed.