Female driver with the handle 'Breaking Wind' - Encounters
by breaking wind
Been rolling over 20 yrs now, seen a lot of stuff no one at the home front would believe, finally learned to just keep it to myself.
Was on CB speaking with nice male trucker, a no profanity and everyday type conversation, then was asked when I del and what town. I told him tomorrow late in Laredo,he said oh well then you got time to give me a blow job. I was knocked down by the sheer stupidity and blatant slap in the face I got from that remark.
Was not the first time and I know won't be the last, but after fuming for hours about the remark, I came up with my new good old standby response-sounds like fun, just give me a minute to grab my crowbar.
The world has good folks and bad folks, and being a trucker you encounter both and can never be sure which is which. I keep to myself on the road and wait till I'm home in a more pleasant environment till I slightly lower my guard with humans.
Truck drivers come in all makes and attitudes, just some crappy ones use CB to hide behind. Those type, in person, can be standing next to you in line at the fuel desk, they'd just probably nod a hello, never be nasty, till they can hide behind CB. I can ignore most of the stuff that goes on out here, but sometimes I just gotta bite the ones that act like aholes back.
I came up with the handle breaking wind, thought it would either give someone a good laugh or throw off a would be ahole.